For Fathers Only

No doubt you vowed that your children would not have velcro shoes - that they would learn to tie their shoes and that velcro was an abominat...

At some point you are going to want to humorously complain to your friends about diaper changing and your child's chemical weapons quali...

I have reason to believe that the government is running a network of biowarfare centers at Daycares across America. Children come home with...

It will save you a lot of hassle if you can commit to memory where your children part their hair. Trust me on this one.

Children have the capability of making you feel very, very old. I dropped my son off at a community event tonight where, among other things,...

Today, my wife and I celebrated our freedom from oppressive, demanding overlords. We handed our children off to my parents. When the hando...