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Friday, October 27, 2006

If you tell a kid a fart joke...

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If you tell a kid a fart joke, he'll start to laugh. He'll laugh so hard that he toots. Then, that reminds him of what made him la...

Walk for the Clueless

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In carpool I always ask my son and his carpool buddy, "What did you do in kindergarten today?" Earlier this week my son told me he...
Friday, October 20, 2006

Delicious Dragons

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One night after he went to bed I put my son's Li'l Dragons karate belt on my head like a bandana. It fit me perfectly. My wife say...
Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Conference on Columbo's Day

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My wife and I were asked by my son's teacher to come in for a conference. My first parent-teacher conference (as a parent that is) - it...
Sunday, October 01, 2006

Virtues of Walk-In Fridge

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If you are re-doing your kitchen, I highly recommend a walk-in fridge. Besides the obvious virtues of a big storage space (keeping massive ...
Friday, September 29, 2006

PC for Children

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At the park one day with my son, we encountered a family and the mother was wearing a hijab. My son, then three, called out, "Look Dad...
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I used to think I could be a better dad. Then I lowered the bar and reminded myself, "Some animals eat their young."
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