For Fathers Only

Father Goof has been offline for a bit. First there was the year-end at work, and then Father Goof was hit by the Martian Death Flu. At it...

For various reasons Father Goof sends his son to a private school. This requires carpooling, which creates an odd kind of extended family. ...

On my continuing theme of teaching my children comic timing, I’ve introduced my son to the comedy stylings of Henny Youngman. One of my son...

If you tell a kid a fart joke, he'll start to laugh. He'll laugh so hard that he toots. Then, that reminds him of what made him la...

In carpool I always ask my son and his carpool buddy, "What did you do in kindergarten today?" Earlier this week my son told me he...

One night after he went to bed I put my son's Li'l Dragons karate belt on my head like a bandana. It fit me perfectly. My wife say...