For Fathers Only

My son has been having some trouble getting up in the morning. So, I did what any father would do. I jumped on his bed, started tickling h...

Tomorrow afternoon my son goes to his afterschool program – dodgeball. Two things about this astound me. First, dodge as an afterschool pro...

My little girl’s birthday is coming up. We are having some disputes about it. First, we cannot agree on how old she is. According to most...

Mother Goof is away, ostensibly at a conference – but I have reason to believe she is primarily spending her time imbibing margaritas so big...

It has been a long time since I’ve needed to hide magazines from the women in my life. But then Vanity Fair put Tina Fey on the cover, but...

The other day, during one of our frequent trips to TARGET, my son bought two packs of football cards. He is obsessed with cards of all sort...