For Fathers Only

SUBURBAN MARYLAND - While visiting India, FatherGoof, father of two, a resident of suburban Maryland, was eaten by a tiger. This is the firs...

With school closed, I had charge of the little Goofs. I had work to do, but with the gorgeous fall weather I could not let them sit around a...

"You know buddy, I have some contacts.  I could call in some favors so you could have a star-studded bar mitzvah," I suggest as I ...

GoofBoy is in seventh-grade, which means it is annus bnai mitvahus : the year of the bar mitzvah. GoofBoy frequently has two invitati...

A boy comes home to find a pile of letters waiting for him.   They are from his crayons.   They have some complaints a...

In one of their last conversations, my father-in-law told Mama Goof: Quiero un caballo. What kind of horse, Daddy? Amarillo. Why d...