When our power was out for about 15 hours and as
temperatures rose into triple digits, MamaGoof declared that it was time to
flee. We gathered our most critical
belongings and what food we could fit into coolers and like Steinbeck’s Okies
fleeing the Dust Bowl we fled (if Okies had iPads and an air-conditioned
mini-van.)
We headed to Baltimore, long a land of promise for those
fleeing persecution and tragedy – and more importantly the home of BubbeGoof
and PopGoof who have a condo with a pool where the power never goes out. Halfway to Baltimore we learned that their
power was out!
Desperate for options I contacted a friend in Baltimore (who
conveniently enough I had seen just the week before) and asked if he had power.
“Sure,” he texted, “What’s up?”
Port in the Storm
A greathearted man, he opened his home as a refugee center
to us and to all. Moreover, he has a
pool. We opened our coolers full of food
and a great feast was had by all. My
primary contribution is pool duty. I am
absolutely useless in the kitchen for any serious cooking. I have a couple of go-to’s for my regular
dinner/lunch duties with the little Goofs but if you actually want a feast –
get me out of the kitchen. I am human
cholesterol, blocking useful activity along the major arteries of productivity.
So when in doubt, I offer to sit by the pool and watch the
children. The downside is that this
involves regulating the rather tedious disputes of children (although I have
some useful techniques to manage this) and worse, playing with them: judging swimming
races, refereeing water fights, and bounding into the water doing enormous
cannonballs for their amusement. Also, I
have to make sure they don’t drown.
On the other hand, I get to be in the water. I really like being in the water, just about
more then anything else. At a
pool/birthday party (where I was fulfilling my pool duty role) there was an
incident when the kids were told to get out, but I wouldn’t. Ultimately, I was given a timeout for poor listening and as an example to the children.
We slept over and the next day I went for a run in the high
heat through my friends lovely neighborhood of grand – but surprisingly
affordable – homes (oh Baltimore, you beckon like a Siren…)
Then I, stripped to my running shorts and dove into the
pool.
My good friend, who assures me that having a pool at the
house is an expensive time-consuming hassle that is not worth the effort said
the grin on my face when I emerged made all of those hassles almost worth it.
Meanwhile, GoofGirl and one of my friend’s daughters are
almost the exact same age (born one day part) and they played happily in the
pool. GoofGirl was telling her new
friend complicated stories (based on stories I told her) about Off-Track
Betting Centers (I’ll explain all of this in another post…) Naturally, this little girl was unfamiliar
with every aspect of this concept – starting with betting. I told the host that this reflects very well
on his parenting skills, and perhaps not as well on mine.
All was well, we had smores and there was berry
gathering. But other families needed
help as well, another arrived that afternoon and we decided to give them some
space. We, on the other hand, had options and moved on...
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