"Daddy, why was that man yelling at you?" my daughter asked.
"I parked in the wrong place."
"Daddy, lots of people yell at you."
"Well, your daddy is kind of a dork."
"No Daddy, you're not a dork. You are a man."
My wife chuckled, "Sweetheart, the two are not mutually exclusive - in fact they tend to coincide."
Better she should learn this fundamental truth at four.