As I put her to bed tonight my daughter cried miserably about tomorrow.
"What's wrong sweetie?"
"I don't like school."
"But you do like school. You always tell me that. You are friends with everyone in your class and your teachers are really nice and love you."
"I know. But I don't like carpool!"
"But you get to hangout with your friend 3C*."
"I know, but I don't like it how you do whatever CarpoolGirl tells you to do!"
"What does she tell me to do?
"She is always telling you to put on the air conditioning and you just do it for her! It isn't fair"
"Can I tell you a secret sweetheart. I tell CarpoolGirl I am doing it just to get her to be quiet. I don't really do it!"
"Oh Daddy! I love you! I am going to tell 3C about this."
"No - if you tell your friend she will tell her sister, that will ruin things. Let's just keep this our secret. Can you do that?"
"What if I whisper it?" she whispers.
"No, that isn't a secret - put this one in the vault!"
Even though I haven't let her watch Seinfeld, she mimed putting something in her head and turning a key. So she doesn't get the concept of secret, but she gets "the vault?"
I need to find out what she's learning in kindergarten.
*Names are changed to protect the innocent. Our two kids are in a carpool with another family. GoofBoy and CarpoolBuddy have been friends since birth as have GoofGirl and 3C - CarpoolGal falls between her two siblings and thus has no one to talk to in carpool but me. Much of our conversation takes the form of orders.