GoofGirl's school is cracking down on bullying. In carpool I was handed a flyer about an upcoming anti-bullying program. GoofBoy and the carpool clan all had after school activities so it was just the two of us. She asked me about the flier and when I told her about she informed me that she had never been bullied.
"Is that because you are the bully?" I asked.
"No," she replied, horrified that I could think such a thing.
On the way home we discussed what just the two of us would do till mommy and her brother got home. It turns out she had plans.
"It is time for your beat down!" she announced, "because there is a new bad guy in town!"
"Are you bullying me?"
"Are you going to make me do everything you say and jump on me?"
"Are you going to sit on my neck and steer me around the living room by pulling my hair?"
"Are you going to make me give you horsey-back rides while hitting me in the tush with a wooden spoon and yelling 'Mush, mush!'?"
"Yes. Also, you have to give me piggy-back ride, don't forget."
"So maybe you are bullying me?" I asked.
She was silent for a moment before saying, "No, you're a daddy, you like it!"
She's got me there.