Did you hear about the man who was killed by a weasel?My son, to his credit, improved the joke:
He was lying on the railroad tracks and he didn’t hear the weasel.
Did you hear about the weasel who was killed by a person?Today, it all paid off. My son’s kindergarten teacher had been sick. My wife asked, “How’s your teacher?”
He was lying on the railroad track and he didn’t hear the person coming.
My son deadpanned, “Compared to what?”
My wife, who grew up in a deprived environment and had never heard of Henny Youngman before meeting me, spit diet Coke through her nose. Then she had to go to the bathroom.
It was the best day ever.
My son turned to me and said, in his little Darth Vader voice, “The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master.”
“Only a master of weasel, Darth.”