Yours truly is visiting the in-laws in The City of Angels. But my enjoyment of this beautiful place is a bit off, as I have acquired a black eye.
In the shower at the hotel, I was trying to squeeze conditioner out of the little hotel bottle. I applied too much pressure and the slippery container left my hands at an astounding velocity and impacted my eye.
A new wrinkle to getting soap in your eye. It doesn't look clean at all.
The little Goofs considered this poetic justice from all of the times I got soap in their eyes when washing their hair.