I have reason to believe that the government is running a network of biowarfare centers at Daycares across America. Children come home with steady streams of new variations of colds, coughs, flus, and fevers. If we want quiet in Iraq, all we need to do is hit them with whatever my son just brought home preschool. Within a day the entire country would be reduced to laying down, moaning, and snorting. At least that's how it worked at my house.