"I shouldn't say this..."
"What is it? Did something happen at school? Is someone being mean to you? Are you worried about something?"
"No, I don't want to say it now."
"You can't do that, now I'm worried. You know you can tell me anything. But, if you really don't want to tell me I understand."
"Daddy, sometimes I wish you weren't may dad."
But I'm a great dad, she always says me that! She even put it in writing.
"But I'm a great dad, you always say that. You even put it in writing!"
"I knew I shouldn't have said anything"
"No, please nina, you can tell me. I'm not upset."
I am upset, but I'm the grown-up here.
"Well Daddy, you know how we're studying the industrial era. We had to write something we'd like to learn about it. And I couldn't think of anything because you've already told me so much about it."
"Oh no nina, the industrial revolution is awesome. We've barely started to learn about it. There are all the different machines and the way they changed people's lives. There were new political movements. Tomorrow, write down that you want to learn about Samuel Gompers. His name is Gompers, so he has to be fun to learn about."
"Samuel Gompers was interesting because... wait, I don't want to spoil it."
"...that's why I didn't want to say anything. Because whenever I tell you about something bothering me you start telling me what to do."
"Oh right. I'm supposed to just listen and agree with you."
"Nina, I understand but sometimes I forget that. Can I tell you something useful to know - boys have a lot of trouble with that. See boys are from Mars and girls are from Venus..."
"But Daddy, I don't believe you came from Mars - you're from Uranus!"
Well done, Nina, well done.
Wednesday, February 05, 2014
Several years ago GoofGirl came home from pre-school, proudly announcing with a seriousness that only a four year old can muster:
We are studying astronomy and everyone had to choose a favorite planet to learn about. I picked Uranus.
Uranus is a gas giant. Did you know Uranus has rings?
Hey, what's so funny about Uranus? Stop laughing, don't you want to hear about Uranus?
OK then, I'll continue. Uranus is blue-green colored and most of its atmosphere is methane gas.
What is wrong with you. Get off the floor and back in your seat so I can tell you about the moons of Uranus! Why aren't you proud that I know so much about Uranus?
But that's the name of the planet, my favorite planet. If you can't discuss these things without giggling maybe you aren't grown up enough to study astronomy.